The Spherical Cow

It was my first E2. Dressed, like every aspiring rock cat, in a pair of lemon yellow lycra tights I'd created from my sister's old l...

So yeah, I did a thing and climbed a route. That was aeons ago now. I should have written a blog about it, but after I'd vomited all m...

I read Moby Dick once. The whole thing from cover to cover. It's supposed to be a classic, but I'm too lowbrow to get it, I suppose....

Weight: 61.5 kg (for you euros out there) Bottles of Pepsi Max: 56 Finger Tendon Integrity (FTI): 0.72 This was a mistake.  Jules and I ...

Weight: 9st 10lbs (ground zero) Bottles of Pepsi Max: 1 Finger Tendon Integrity (FTI): 0.78 Every year I write an entry about the CWIF...

It's clear to even the most casual observer of our sport that footwork ruins climbing. Whatever type of climbing you do, from alpine g...

Chulilla - New Year’s Eve Let’s clear one thing up once and for all. I am not world renowned for my delicate footwork, flexibility, sta...